Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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