heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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