apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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