Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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