remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Can I color on your dick again?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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