but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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