Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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