im drinking this country out of the recession.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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