Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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