false alarm. still invincible.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
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Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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