Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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