Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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