Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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