My boss' voice literally gives me gas
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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