I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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