Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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