3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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