so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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