I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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