We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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