Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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