Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
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Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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