yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain