Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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