we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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