About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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