This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I got her a Nickelback box set.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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