even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I need a beard to bite.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
