we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I need to wash the frat house off of me
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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