in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I faked an abortion last night.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
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So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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