did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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