and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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