all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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