Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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