Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
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