Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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