apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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