South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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