how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
A+ Viking dick
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
