I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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