im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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