she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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