Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
the liver wants what the liver wants
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
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