Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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