i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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