Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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