the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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