Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
PANTIES FOUND
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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