My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
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look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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