yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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