we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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