your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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