ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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