I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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