I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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