I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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