i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
